Best Friends Forever (shortened as B.F.F) is the 34th Silly Song. In this song, Laura Carrot and Papaya Poppyseed texting each other, declaring their undying devotion to each other via chatspeak.
Lyrics[]
Announcer: And now it's time for "Silly Songs with Best Friends Forever", the part of the show where Best Friends Forever come out and sing a silly song.
Laura: You're my B-F. (text translated to Best Friend)
Papaya: You're my B-F-F. (text translated to Best Friend Forever)
Laura: You're my B-F and F-L. (text translated to Best Friend For Life)
Papaya: You're my B-F-F-L-N-M-W. (text translated to Best Friend For Life No Matter What)
Both: Gee, I think you're swell.
Papaya: T-4-B-U. (text translated to Thanks For Being You)
Laura: T-X-U-2! (text translated to Thank You Too)
Papaya: U-R-W-L-O-L. (text translated to You Are Welcome Laugh Out Loud)
Laura: My B-F-F-L-N-M-W. (text translated to Best Friend For Life No Matter What)
Both: Gee, I think you're swell!
There's no one like you, You're so easy to talk to, It's agreed, All we need, Is punctuated conversation with some brief abbreviations!
Laura: One thing I know, I-M-H-O (text translated to In My Humble Opinion) Though I-A-N-A-L (text translated to I Am Not A Lawyer) I'll always be your less-sign-3( translated to <3- heart!) Cuz' gee, I think you're swell!
Papaya: I think so too! U-C-M-U (Translated to You Crack Me Up) You'll never be O-T-L (Translated to Out To Lunch) With you I am in V-G-C (Translated to Very Good Company)
Both: 'Cuz gee, I think you're swell!
There's no one like you, You're so easy to talk to It's agreed, All we need, Is concise communication with some added condensations!
Laura: F-A-I-C A-I-S-B U-R-T-T-L-Y-C (text translated to As Far As I'm Concerned, As It Should Be, You Are Totally Cool)
Papaya: I-C-A-M B-I-O-N U-R-2-G-2-B-T (text translated to I Couldn't Agree More, Believe It Or Not, You Are Too Good To Be True)
Laura: T-Y-S-M I HEART U SO Y-T-B-I-M-O (text translated to Thank You So Much, I <3 You So, You're the Best In My Opinion)
Papaya: I HEART U 2 Y-C-L-I-U B-G-B-T-W (text translated to I <3 You Too, You Can Look It Up, Big Grin By The Way)
Both: L-O-L-O-L-O-L-O-L-O-L-O-L! R-O-T-F-L! (text translated to: Rolling On The Floor Laughing!) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! [sigh] 'Cuz gee, I think you're swell! MY B-F AND F-L!
Laura: Gotta go, I'll see ya later!
Papaya: What?
Laura: (text translated to G2GICYALBER)
Papaya: Oh O.K! (text translated to O.K.)
Announcer: This has been "Silly Songs with BFFs in the WWWNMW", tune in next time to hear Laura say...
Laura: (text translated to My Thumbs R Hurting :()
Characters[]
- Silly Song Announcer
- Laura Carrot
- Papaya Poppyseed
Fun Facts[]
Trivia[]
- This is one of the few limited silly songs done not to have that much action.
- This is Laura's first Silly Song.
- This is the first (and to date only) appearance of Papaya Poppyseed.
- Mike Nawrocki came up with the idea for this song when his daughter Ally was in middle school and was texting her friends constantly.
Remarks[]
- Laura is using a keyboard phone, while Papaya is using a flip phone. These types of phones are considered outdated by modern standards, having long been superseded by smartphones; as such, the older models are frequently referred to as "dumbphones". Because of this, fans have joked that this Silly Song was directed by Bob, who has a history of being behind the times.