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+ | '''[[File:Lance the Turtle|center|670px]]Lance the Turtle''' is a Silly Song/Ukulele Karaoke from [[Gideon: Tuba Warrior]]. |
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+ | ==Lyrics== |
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+ | Narrator: And now it's time for Ukulele Karaoke with Bob. The part of the show when Bob comes out and sings an Ukulele Karaoke. (Bob is sitting in chair reading a magazine) |
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+ | Bob: Uh, what's going on? (Jean-Claude comes in) |
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+ | Jean-Claude: You're doing the Ukulele Karaoke, no? |
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+ | Bob: No, I'm on a break. This is the Pirates'-- |
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+ | Jean-Claude: They are busy with the rest of the show. |
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+ | Bob: B-But I don't even know the song. (Jean-Claude gives Bob lyrics) |
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+ | Jean-Claude: You're lyrics, ''monsieur''. (to Phillipe) Bring in the props! |
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+ | Bob: But- |
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+ | Phillipe: Waikiki! (palm tree prop, volcano prop, and lamp falls in) (Phillipe comes in with fan) Your island breeze, monsieur! |
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+ | Bob: Hold on a sec! I'm totally unprepared to do a solo! (WTT come in) |
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+ | Jean-Claude: Your back-up singers. |
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+ | Bob: What? Isn't that the- |
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+ | Jean-Claude: Oui, they are the Wiggly Turtle Toobies! |
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+ | Bob: The Wiggly Turtle Toobies? They look taller on TV. |
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+ | WTT: So do you, tomato! |
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+ | Bob: But really, this is Larry's gig! I can't just-- |
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+ | Jean-Claude: The show must go on, monsieur! (music begins) Quick, that is your cue! Just follow along, you will be fine. |
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+ | Bob: But-- |
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+ | WTT: (singing) Lance the Turtle! Aloha, Lance! Lance the Turtle, dance-dance-dance! Lance the Turtle! Aloha, Lance! Lance the Turtle, dance-dance-dance! |
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+ | Bob: (singing) Well, I keep a little turtle at my Uncle and my Aunt's. My auntie's name is Myrtle, and my island turtle's name is Lance. He doesn't wander far, even if he has a chance. He just plays his ukulele and he does the hula dance! What? |
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+ | WTT: Lance the Turtle! Aloha, Lance! (hula dancer dances in) Lance the Turtle, dance-dance-dance! Lance the Turtle! Aloha, Lance! Lance the Turtle, dance-dance-dance! |
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+ | Bob: He threw a luau barbeque one breezy summer night. (Phillipe turns on fan) Invited all his turtle pals to come and have a wiki bite. The turtles started walking |
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+ | there as Lance began to swing. The one who lived across the street arrived there in the Spring! Oh, I get it! Turtles are slow, so it took him a long time. That's pretty good! |
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+ | WTT: Lance the Turtle! Aloha, Lance! Lance the Turtle, dance-dance-dance! |
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+ | Bob: But Lance just kept on cooking, he was grilling full of glee! (sits on chair) He was marinating ribs cause he liked- (lyrics shred through fan) Uh... (reading pieces of lyrics) "Syrup with his feta cheese?" I-I'm sorry, I- (Jean-Claude and Phillipe tape up lyrics and give them to Bob) Lance's purple turtle shell has ketchup if you please. Pineapples are shiny! Spotted tiki bumblebees?! Oh, man! |
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+ | WTT: Lance the Turtle! Aloha, Lance! Lance the Turtle, dance-dance-dance! |
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+ | Bob: Wait a minute, guys. I don't think this is right. It doesn't make any sense! |
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+ | Phillipe: It works for us! Ha-ha! |
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+ | Bob: But- |
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+ | Jean-Claude: The song! The song! |
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+ | Bob: Uh... There are luscious chocolate fingers, spinning slowly in the school. Mele Kalikimaka. Fluffy bunnies driving in the pool! Uh, Larry?! A thousand igloos wax the beach, spray luggage in the tree! Raining puppies, flying clowns. Flossing punahele- (hula dancer falls on Bob) Ow! Oh, forget it. (Bob leaves) |
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+ | Phillipe: Oh-ho! Alpaca sneezes coconuts! Tahini yo-yo leg! Wahine whisky jelly sauce, don't make the fuzzy parrot beg! |
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+ | Jean-Claude: Paper, plastic porcupines! The horsey makes his bed! The humu-humu-nuku-nuku-apua'ua wasn't fed! |
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+ | WTT: Lance the Turtle! Aloha, Lance! (continuing under dialogue) Lance the Turtle, dance-dance-dance! Lance the Turtle! Aloha, Lance! Lance the Turtle, |
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+ | Narrator:''' This has been Ukulele Karaoke with Bob. Tune in next time when Bob says:''' |
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+ | Bob: I'll be in my dressing room. |
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+ | WTT: Dance-dance-dance! |
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[[Category:VeggieTales Silly Songs]] |
[[Category:VeggieTales Silly Songs]] |
Latest revision as of 00:52, 18 May 2015
Lance the Turtle is a Silly Song/Ukulele Karaoke from Gideon: Tuba Warrior.
Lyrics
Narrator: And now it's time for Ukulele Karaoke with Bob. The part of the show when Bob comes out and sings an Ukulele Karaoke. (Bob is sitting in chair reading a magazine)
Bob: Uh, what's going on? (Jean-Claude comes in)
Jean-Claude: You're doing the Ukulele Karaoke, no?
Bob: No, I'm on a break. This is the Pirates'--
Jean-Claude: They are busy with the rest of the show.
Bob: B-But I don't even know the song. (Jean-Claude gives Bob lyrics)
Jean-Claude: You're lyrics, monsieur. (to Phillipe) Bring in the props!
Bob: But-
Phillipe: Waikiki! (palm tree prop, volcano prop, and lamp falls in) (Phillipe comes in with fan) Your island breeze, monsieur!
Bob: Hold on a sec! I'm totally unprepared to do a solo! (WTT come in)
Jean-Claude: Your back-up singers.
Bob: What? Isn't that the-
Jean-Claude: Oui, they are the Wiggly Turtle Toobies!
Bob: The Wiggly Turtle Toobies? They look taller on TV.
WTT: So do you, tomato!
Bob: But really, this is Larry's gig! I can't just--
Jean-Claude: The show must go on, monsieur! (music begins) Quick, that is your cue! Just follow along, you will be fine.
Bob: But--
WTT: (singing) Lance the Turtle! Aloha, Lance! Lance the Turtle, dance-dance-dance! Lance the Turtle! Aloha, Lance! Lance the Turtle, dance-dance-dance!
Bob: (singing) Well, I keep a little turtle at my Uncle and my Aunt's. My auntie's name is Myrtle, and my island turtle's name is Lance. He doesn't wander far, even if he has a chance. He just plays his ukulele and he does the hula dance! What?
WTT: Lance the Turtle! Aloha, Lance! (hula dancer dances in) Lance the Turtle, dance-dance-dance! Lance the Turtle! Aloha, Lance! Lance the Turtle, dance-dance-dance!
Bob: He threw a luau barbeque one breezy summer night. (Phillipe turns on fan) Invited all his turtle pals to come and have a wiki bite. The turtles started walking there as Lance began to swing. The one who lived across the street arrived there in the Spring! Oh, I get it! Turtles are slow, so it took him a long time. That's pretty good!
WTT: Lance the Turtle! Aloha, Lance! Lance the Turtle, dance-dance-dance!
Bob: But Lance just kept on cooking, he was grilling full of glee! (sits on chair) He was marinating ribs cause he liked- (lyrics shred through fan) Uh... (reading pieces of lyrics) "Syrup with his feta cheese?" I-I'm sorry, I- (Jean-Claude and Phillipe tape up lyrics and give them to Bob) Lance's purple turtle shell has ketchup if you please. Pineapples are shiny! Spotted tiki bumblebees?! Oh, man!
WTT: Lance the Turtle! Aloha, Lance! Lance the Turtle, dance-dance-dance!
Bob: Wait a minute, guys. I don't think this is right. It doesn't make any sense!
Phillipe: It works for us! Ha-ha!
Bob: But-
Jean-Claude: The song! The song!
Bob: Uh... There are luscious chocolate fingers, spinning slowly in the school. Mele Kalikimaka. Fluffy bunnies driving in the pool! Uh, Larry?! A thousand igloos wax the beach, spray luggage in the tree! Raining puppies, flying clowns. Flossing punahele- (hula dancer falls on Bob) Ow! Oh, forget it. (Bob leaves)
Phillipe: Oh-ho! Alpaca sneezes coconuts! Tahini yo-yo leg! Wahine whisky jelly sauce, don't make the fuzzy parrot beg!
Jean-Claude: Paper, plastic porcupines! The horsey makes his bed! The humu-humu-nuku-nuku-apua'ua wasn't fed!
WTT: Lance the Turtle! Aloha, Lance! (continuing under dialogue) Lance the Turtle, dance-dance-dance! Lance the Turtle! Aloha, Lance! Lance the Turtle,
Narrator: This has been Ukulele Karaoke with Bob. Tune in next time when Bob says:
Bob: I'll be in my dressing room.
WTT: Dance-dance-dance!