Pizza Angel

Pizza Angel is a Silly Song from Minnesota Cuke and The Search for Samson's Hairbrush.

Lyrics

Narrator: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Uncle Sam. The part of the show when Uncle Sam comes out & sings a silly song.

Uncle Sam: Got the munchies on that fateful night, around 8:00. So I phoned in a pizza for delivery. But I had a feeling that something wasn't right, because I waited for hours. No pizza. (music begins) I set the table with a paper plate. How would I know that it'd be late? It's taken so long, where could it be? Had a thirty minute guarantee! (chorus) Pizza Angel, please come to me! Tomato sauce and cheese so gooey! Pizza Angel, I'm on my knees! You're my number one pie from Sicily! Did it get lost? Did they just forget? Should I have ordered on the internet? Ready for dinner, now I'm not so sure. I think my soda's room temperature! (chorus) Pizza Angel, please come to me! (angels come in)

Uncle Sam: Eight little slices of heaven for me! Can't stop thinking it would make me smile, when I taste my first Chicago style! Going crazy while I pace the floor. Then my heart skipped when I heard the door! (Larry rushes to door) (stops to see droopy flower on table) (lifts flower up) (flower droops down again) (Larry is pretending that he's leaping across heaven) I opened the door in expectation, but it was the saddest sight I ever saw. (Jimmy appears eating) I could still smell the sweet aroma of sweet dish goodness, but the box was empty. (Jimmy opens pizza box) (pizza box is empty) (tear comes out of Larry's eye)

Jimmy : Your house number was broken, so I couldn't find ya. (door number is 16) (second six is upside-down) I-I was getting kinda hungry, so I ate-ate your pizza. (gives Larry pizza box & fixes upside-down six) Uh, sorry about that. You don't need to tip me or anything. (leaves) (music comes back)

Uncle Sam: (singing chorus) Pizza Angel, please come to me! (angel chorus come in)

Uncle Sam: I will miss you for eternity! (music ends) I'll never forget you, Pizza Angel.