Schoolhouse Polka

Schoolhouse Polka is the Silly Song from Sumo of The Opera.

Plot

Larry then appears in front of a teacher's desk and a blackboard while playing an accordion and singing a song about homophones. After singing about homophones, the narrator then says that Larry will also sing about prepositions, pronouns, and adjectives. However, when the narrator asks if Larry is going to sing about interjections and adverbs, Larry turns him down.

Lyrics

Narrator: And now its time for Schoolhouse Polka with Larry. The part of the show were Larry comes out and sings a schoolhouse polka.

Larry: Whether, whether, whether, whether, whether you like it or not.

Weather, weather, weather, weather, weather is cold, warm and hot.

Two, two, two, two, two of my favorite toys.

I'm bringing to, to, to, to, a place the first one enjoys. And I like it too.

Homophones! Homophones! Where the crews come cruising down the plane.

Homophones! Homophones! I need my kneaded biscuits plain!

I know a pear, pear, pear, pear with a pair of really soft shoes.

He wears 'em to pare, pare, pare, pare bushes that easily bruise.

I planted rows, rows, rows, rows of a horribly bad smelling rose

Now no one knows, knows, knows, knows if the scent will be leaving my nose, but most likely no.

Homophones! Homophones! Where the toads are towed out on the plane.

Homophones! Homophones! I need my kneaded biscuits plain!

(Accordion Solo)

Whether, whether, whether, whether, whether you like it or not.

Weather, weather, weather, weather, weather is cold, warm and hot.

Narrator: This has been Schoolhouse Polka with Larry. Tune in next time to hear Larry sing:

Larry: What happened to my preposition

I took it on an expedition

Put it by the thing I keep my fish in

Got infected with a skin condition.

Narrator: And?

Larry: I'm a pronoun, they're a pronoun, he's a pronoun, she's a pronoun, wouldn't you like to be a pronoun too?

Narrator: And?

Larry: It was the biggest, bluest, cleanest, brightest, quickest, newest, roundest, nicest, softest, tallest, toughest, lightest, smoothest, kindest, flattest, tightest, most amazing adjective I'd ever seen!

Narrator: And?

Larry: I'm done.

Narrator: Interjections? Adverbs?

Larry: Ahh, no.

Narrator: Alrighty.